Dancer, Yogi, History nerd, eater
I like harry potter and f scott fitzgerald and some other nerdy stuff
Jessie is my only cool irl friend
Maggie is the Snow to my Ruby
Parseltongues in the Chamber of Secrets
when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds
girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms
Girls share everything.
#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.
Hearing voices no one else can hear isn’t a good sign, even in the wizarding world.
one of the greatest scenes in tv history. and all in 60 seconds.
i hate the way this website romanticizes jimmy neutron
Did someone say romance
i just want a television show where a male character says “you’re not like other girls” and the female character is like “what the fuck is wrong with other girls”
#i am sick of ‘other girls’ being sacrificed to hold up the star ””strong”” female character
My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.
One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”
The mindfuck moment when you can split a cube into thirds
okay but
the year is 2023
17-year-old albus severus potter marches into the ministry of magic and legally changes his name to something that isnt so fucking stupid
with his mother’s approval
Me without makeup: *super hot*
Me with makeup: *super hot but w/ longer eyelashes*
Said no girl ever 😒
I’m a girl and I literally just said this
Boys: *sigh* Girls just have such bad self-esteem! This is why I am the knight with a shining fedora to tell her she’s beautiful!
Girls: I love myself
Boys: Silly girls and their bad self esteem! This is why
Audrey Hepburn wearing a Givenchy evening gown in 1982.
Robin Williams’ last lines.
Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014)
If you don’t have respect for how Robin Williams made the whole world smile even though he was fighting a horrendous battle in the darkest pits of hell, then you don’t deserve my time.
isn’t it funny how gay men are defined by their attraction to men, and lesbians are defined by their lack of attraction to men? isn’t it funny how literally everything revolves around men? and by funny I mean misogynistic
